Tessa the Tactless
Famous bard documenting the revolution, swarthy
Known for playing bawdy sea shanties at funerals and dirges at weddings, Tessa wants to write a song that’ll wrinkle a cleric’s nose and charm the pants off any wench. She’s convinced hanging out with rogues and bandits will give her what she needs, and Sam pays her well to entertain the troops. If you need to know anything about anywhere, she’s been there twice, and probably had to leave half her belongings behind the second time.